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NARRATOR: Election time, again.
DSG GUY: Hey! Hold up!

DSG GUY: Will you vote for Matt Elbe for DSG Vice President of Cramped Housing? Um, he's dedicated, hard working, wears boxers, and never loses his keys.
JOHNNY: Uh, sure.

DSG GUY: Cool! How 'bout wearing a pin that says: "'Elbe' there for you"?
JOHNNY: Nah. Thanks but I think I'll...

JOHNNY: AUGH! THAT HURTS!
DSG GUY: Yeah, they stay better if you break skin...