STU: Johnny! How are you? You have new mail! How about some solitaire?
JOHNNY: Mmm...
STU: Long day?
JOHNNY: Mmm...
STU: Long week?
JOHNNY: Mmm...
STU: I could also call up swimsuit.photos.com/nude/ again? I saved that password...
JOHNNY: I thought we deleted all record of that afternoon?!
STU: I know you dd! I've got three gigs of the D: drive devoted just to blackmail!
