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Comics about horniness

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Popularity rank 1 #409. STU and blackmail

June 1, 1999

STU: Johnny! How are you? You have new mail! How about some solitaire?
JOHNNY: Mmm...
STU: Long day?
JOHNNY: Mmm...
STU: Long week?
JOHNNY: Mmm...
STU: I could also call up swimsuit.photos.com/nude/ again? I saved that password...
JOHNNY: I thought we deleted all record of that afternoon?!
STU: I know you dd! I've got three gigs of the D: drive devoted just to blackmail!

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Popularity rank 2 #390. Thong

March 29, 1999

A pause
A pause
A pause
JEN: OK, remind me to never wear a THONG again EVER.
BEN: Remind me to forget to remind you.

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Popularity rank 3 #74. 3:30:00 AM

March 9, 1997

JOHNNY: It's 3:30 AM. My roommates are asleep. I'm tired, very tired.
JOHNNY: I can either START my 5-page philosophy paper that's due in 5 hours...
JOHNNY: OR watch "Bikini Car Wash Babes in Vegas IV"...
JOHNNY: ...freakin' free HBO on Devilvision...
TV: -- "Hey! Maybe WE could wash the cars!"

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Popularity rank 4 #64. Thank God we’re out of that flannel

February 23, 1997

JOHNNY: Well, thank God we're out of those flannel shirts! I just hate wearing those things!
JOHNNY: They make me feel like I'm either some tablecloth from an Italian restaurant or a field hockey skirt!
A pause.
JOHNNY: Actually, I wouldn't mind being a field hockey skirt so much...
WILLIAM: I was gonna say, yowka!

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Popularity rank 5 #304. STU and ACES

November 2, 1998

STU: Anyone there? Johnny? Ben? Hello?
SOUND: sniff sniff
SOUND: sniff sniff sniff
SOUND: CLICK beep boop beep beep beep beep beep... riiiiing..... riiiiiing....
SOUND: sniff
PHONE: CLICK Welcome to ACES, the Duke University Automated Computer Enrollment System. During your call, you...
SOUND: sniff
STU: Talk dirty to me, baby....

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    MSNBC

    1 2 Nov 8, ’96

  • 2 JOHNNY: What about you, Jay; are you dating anyone?
SOUND: push push push

    No big commitments

    0 3 Feb 10, ’99

  • 3 JOHNNY: Greetings, readers! Shalom and welcome to the exciting world of "Johnny"! I'm the main character of the strip, Jonathan G. Williams. You may remember me from my earlier work in the Chronicle, such as "Guy Watching TV" or "Guy at the Airport"...

    Welcome

    0 3 Jan 15, ’97

  • 4 NARRATOR: A character I never got to introduce: Bob the Pirate.
BEN: Jen! What's the symbol for "radius" of a circle?

    Bob the pirate

    0 2 Aug 15, ’99

  • 5 JAY: I dunno, how do get girls to like you, Johnny?
JOHNNY: Oh, I have a SYSTEM. The firs step is: get to be good friends with them.

    First step to getting girls

    0 2 Mar 25, ’99

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