Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about horniness

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Popularity rank 6 #293. Argument

October 16, 1998

JEN: Are you saying girls don't get horny?
BEN: NO! No. Just, you know, to a lesser extent.
LABEL: The "apples and oranges" hand signal

JEN: Oh, WHATever!
BEN: C'MON! Just look at TV.

BEN: There's Cinemax, Playboy, thousands of pay-per-view porn channels, all devoted to HORNY guys. And girls, girls have... they have...

BEN: ...Lifetime.
JEN: HEY, "Sisters" gets pretty SAUCY sometimes, BELIEVE YOU ME!

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Popularity rank 7 #292. Girl horny

October 15, 1998

JEN: This movie's getting me kinda horny.
BEN: WELL, you don't mean "for real horny", just, you know, "girl horny".

BEN: !

JEN: EXCUSE ME?!
BEN: Hehehe...

BEN: Mouth, could you PLEASE run things by brain BEFORE you say them?!

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Popularity rank 8 #272. Spring is in the air

September 17, 1998

JOHNNY: This time of year is so MAGICAL, Ben! The weather's getting WARM again; birds are SINGING; flowers are BLOOMING; the world is in LOVE! SPRING is in the air!

BEN: It's still summer, Johnny.

JOHNNY: Oh.

JOHNNY: I guess I'm just horny, then.

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Popularity rank 9 #164. Mo’s presentation to Nan

October 31, 1997

MO: Slide 1. We see the administration's currently publicized CHIEF GOALS. No. 1 being "improving university facilities."

MO: Slide 2. A graph of students' chief desires.
SLIDE: Sex - 98.4%, South Park - 0.9%, Other - 0.8%, Inner peace - 0.1%

MO: Slide 3. A group photo of the current administration.

MO: And NOW, slide 4, the cast of BAYWATCH. Ladies, gentlemen, some changes need to be made.

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Popularity rank 10 #26. Meaning of life

October 1, 1994

JOHNNY: So...

JOHNNY: ...what IS the meaning of life?

A pause.

JAVON: You mean BESIDES the swimsuit issue?

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