- JOHNNY: It’s 3:30 AM. My roommates are asleep. I’m tired, very tired.
- JOHNNY: I can either START my 5-page philosophy paper that’s due in 5 hours…
- JOHNNY: OR watch “Bikini Car Wash Babes in Vegas IV”…
- JOHNNY: …freakin’ free HBO on Devilvision…
- TV: — “Hey! Maybe WE could wash the cars!”