MOM: Johnny, the financial aid papers came today. It doesn't look great...
JOHNNY: Oh, boy.
MOM: But we can do it; we'll work more hours, won't eat out...
JOHNNY: I'll get another job.
JOHNNY: WELL, it's gonna take a BIT more. Now, I've given this a LOT of thought. You're a HEALTHY kid, son...
MOM: And, you know, you only really NEED ONE kidney...














