Paying for Duke

MOM: Johnny, the financial aid papers came today. It doesn't look great... JOHNNY: Oh, boy. MOM: But we can do it; we'll work more hours, won't eat out... JOHNNY: I'll get another job. JOHNNY: WELL, it's gonna take a BIT more. Now, I've given this a LOT of thought. You're a HEALTHY kid, son... MOM: And, you know, you only really NEED ONE kidney...
Transcript
    • MOM: Johnny, the financial aid papers came today. It doesn’t look great…
    • JOHNNY: Oh, boy.
    • MOM: But we can do it; we’ll work more hours, won’t eat out…
    • JOHNNY: I’ll get another job.
    • JOHNNY: WELL, it’s gonna take a BIT more. Now, I’ve given this a LOT of thought. You’re a HEALTHY kid, son…
    • MOM: And, you know, you only really NEED ONE kidney…