Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about paying for college

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Popularity rank 1 #410. Paying for Duke

June 15, 1999

MOM: Johnny, the financial aid papers came today. It doesn't look great...
JOHNNY: Oh, boy.

MOM: But we can do it; we'll work more hours, won't eat out...
JOHNNY: I'll get another job.

JOHNNY: WELL, it's gonna take a BIT more. Now, I've given this a LOT of thought. You're a HEALTHY kid, son...

MOM: And, you know, you only really NEED ONE kidney...

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Popularity rank 2 #117. Financial aid

August 1, 1997

JOHNNY: Here's that form from the bursar's office stating that I have and never will watch "Nick at Night" for a period of over two hours....

FINANCIAL AID LADY: Well, the financial aid office thanks you for your cooperation. Now let me just file this away.
SOUND: rrrrip

FINANCIAL AID LADY: Now, take THIS form, run thirty yards east, and, using only the powers of mime, get it signed by 27 people, named "Ralph".

JOHNNY: Is the plan here just to break my spirit....
FINANCIAL AID LADY: No, no, that's phase 3. We're just in phase 1, "Whirlwind Confusion".

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