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- JOHNNY: Here’s that form from the bursar’s office stating that I have and never will watch “Nick at Night” for a period of over two hours….
- FINANCIAL AID LADY: Well, the financial aid office thanks you for your cooperation. Now let me just file this away.
- SOUND: rrrrip
- FINANCIAL AID LADY: Now, take THIS form, run thirty yards east, and, using only the powers of mime, get it signed by 27 people, named “Ralph”.
- JOHNNY: Is the plan here just to break my spirit….
- FINANCIAL AID LADY: No, no, that’s phase 3. We’re just in phase 1, “Whirlwind Confusion”.