Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about money

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Popularity rank 1 #410. Paying for Duke

June 15, 1999

MOM: Johnny, the financial aid papers came today. It doesn't look great...
JOHNNY: Oh, boy.

MOM: But we can do it; we'll work more hours, won't eat out...
JOHNNY: I'll get another job.

JOHNNY: WELL, it's gonna take a BIT more. Now, I've given this a LOT of thought. You're a HEALTHY kid, son...

MOM: And, you know, you only really NEED ONE kidney...

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Popularity rank 2 #370. Free cable

February 22, 1999

BEN: Did you pay the cable bill?
JOHNNY: Nope.

A pause

BEN: So it's another night of SCOLA then?
JOHNNY: Quiet! The Russian version of Seinfeld is on, they're waiting in a bread line for a marble rye...

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Popularity rank 3 #264. ATM

June 15, 1998

JOHNNY: JUST MAKING A VERY SAFE ATM TRANSACTION!

JOHNNY: HMM, MY PIN NUMBER, LET ME THINK!

JOHNNY: IT CERTAINLY ISN'T 3-1-2-4!

JOHNNY: You can't NEVER be too careful.

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Popularity rank 4 #235. CD clubs

March 23, 1998

JOHNNY: I'm telling you, Ben, I spend my money so smartly I should be an ECONOMIST.
BEN: How so?

JOHNNY: Observe: I got 11 CD's for the price of ONE from my CD club.
BEN: Which CD's you get?

JOHNNY: Well, the selection wasn't great. I got this one greatest hits album and ten copies of "Yanni Plays the Hits of Matchbox 20".

JOHNNY: Just THINK, all for the price of just ONE CD?
BEN: THIS is why we have a national debt.
LABEL: Ben folds!
SOUND: fold fold

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Popularity rank 5 #205. Credit card statement

February 2, 1998

WILLIAM: Mmm. Yuck. I just got a STATEMENT from my credit company.
JOHNNY: Oh yeah? Huh. I got a statement from my credit company once.

JOHNNY: The statement was: "PLEASE STOP USING YOUR FREAKIN' CREDIT CARD, YOU BROKE, BROKE BASTARD."

JOHNNY: Heh, heh. That's, ah, that's my little JOKE.
WILLIAM: HEY! $400.00 for an electronic ASS! STU!

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