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Comics about fraternities and sororities

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Popularity rank 6 #146. Return of Fratman

October 7, 1997

WILLIAM: Johnny, I'm concerned. What will the frats' new alcohol policies mean for ME, an average dork?
JOHNNY: I dunno, William, but I think I know who to call...
SOUND: SHAZAM!
WILLIAM AND JOHNNY: FRATMAN!
FRATMAN: Hullo, boys! Sorry I was so pokey; there was a sale at Abercrombie...
LABEL: White Hat of Justice!

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Popularity rank 7 #83. Fratman on the bus

March 28, 1997

FRATMAN: Greetings, Johnny!
JOHNNY: Oh, hey, Fratman! What're you up to?
FRATMAN: Oh, just continuing my neverending quest to champion the idals of the Greek system using my "people skills" and my limited superpowers... how about you?
JOHNNY: We, uh, ran out of chees, so, I, uh, I'm getting more...
FRATMAN: Well, we all have a purpose.

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Popularity rank 8 #80. Chances at decent housing

March 25, 1997

JOHNNY: Hello, Housing? This is Johnny Williams.
JOHNNY: I'm a rising sophomore and an independent, I was just wondering about my chances at decent housing next year and...
JOHNNY: Why are you laughing?

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Popularity rank 9 #63. We want to be normal, Fratman

February 20, 1997

JOHNNY: Fratman! We want to be normal guys again!
FRATMAN: Boys, you've always had the power to go back. Just click your deck shoes together three times!
SOUND: SHAZAM SHAZAM
WILLIAM: Will we ever see you again, Fratman?
FRATMAN: Um... probably. You know I'm in your econ class.
JOHNNY: Oh yeah. I do remember some guy with a cape.

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Popularity rank 10 #62. Trying out the new image

February 19, 1997

FRATMAN: Let's try out the new image by picking up that girl over there.
JOHNNY: All right, Fratman.
JOHNNY: What's up? I've decided to give you the opportunity to hook up with me. Let's go.
INTELLIGENT WOMAN: Get lost, jerk.
JOHNNY: FRATMAN! She's a (gasp) INTELLIGENT WOMAN!
FRATMAN: Drat! My arch-nemesis! Quickly, shield yourself behind my Photon Khaki Ego Shield!

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  • 1 TV: Yes, Jeff, I am here live at the official rollout of the alpha version of Office 2000, codename Poughkeepsie...

    MSNBC

    1 2 Nov 8, ’96

  • 2 JOHNNY: What about you, Jay; are you dating anyone?
SOUND: push push push

    No big commitments

    0 3 Feb 10, ’99

  • 3 JOHNNY: Greetings, readers! Shalom and welcome to the exciting world of "Johnny"! I'm the main character of the strip, Jonathan G. Williams. You may remember me from my earlier work in the Chronicle, such as "Guy Watching TV" or "Guy at the Airport"...

    Welcome

    0 3 Jan 15, ’97

  • 4 NARRATOR: A character I never got to introduce: Bob the Pirate.
BEN: Jen! What's the symbol for "radius" of a circle?

    Bob the pirate

    0 2 Aug 15, ’99

  • 5 JAY: I dunno, how do get girls to like you, Johnny?
JOHNNY: Oh, I have a SYSTEM. The firs step is: get to be good friends with them.

    First step to getting girls

    0 2 Mar 25, ’99

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