Mars

FRATMAN: Mars has no alcohol laws, no neighbors to wake up, and the cold climate keeps kegs perfectly chilled! FRATMAN: Our dorms have just the ESSENTIALS: a dance floor, bathrooms, a few hook-up rooms... FRATMAN: And in every bathroom: RUNNING BEER! BEN: EW! What about washing, showering? FRATMAN: You can hardly tell the difference with Bud Light... JOHNNY: Do these toilets have VODKA in 'em?!
Transcript
    • FRATMAN: Mars has no alcohol laws, no neighbors to wake up, and the cold climate keeps kegs perfectly chilled!
    • FRATMAN: Our dorms have just the ESSENTIALS: a dance floor, bathrooms, a few hook-up rooms…
    • FRATMAN: And in every bathroom: RUNNING BEER!
    • BEN: EW! What about washing, showering?
    • FRATMAN: You can hardly tell the difference with Bud Light…
    • JOHNNY: Do these toilets have VODKA in ’em?!