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Freshmen on Mars
- JOHNNY: How are the partygoers taking to the off-planet scene?
- FRATMAN: Well, let’s ask one…
- JOHNNY: How do you like Mars?
- FRESHMAN: It’s an AWESOME club, real big. I wanna see other Franklin Street spots. And I hear Raleigh’s over there in Orion’s Belt.
- JOHNNY: He really thinks this is Chapel Hill (chuckle).
- FRATMAN: Ah, FRESHMEN, they’re so CUTE at this age.
- FRATMAN: Do you want some Aristocrat, little guy?
- FRESHMAN: COOL! I live in GA… , uh, mean… in SPE, or something.