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Dry on-campus parties vs. off-campus drinking
- BEN: It’s like birds and bees, or “ER” and “Chicago Hope”…
- JOHNNY: Quiet, you two! There’re more important things than comparitive horniness!
- JOHNNY: For example: FREE BEER! As an underage drinker, I’m torn* between lame, “dry” on-campus parties and the dangers of off-campus drinking!
- NOTE: * Pun INTENDED! Woohoo! Yeah!
- JOHNNY: If only someone could help me…
- BEN: MMM, wonder who?
- SOUND: sniff
- JOHNNY: FRATMAN!
- FRATMAN: Hi, kids!
- BEN: I’ll call you after this storyline blows over….