Dry on-campus parties vs. off-campus drinking

BEN: It's like birds and bees, or "ER" and "Chicago Hope"... JOHNNY: Quiet, you two! There're more important things than comparitive horniness! JOHNNY: For example: FREE BEER! As an underage drinker, I'm torn* between lame, "dry" on-campus parties and the dangers of off-campus drinking! NOTE: * Pun INTENDED! Woohoo! Yeah! JOHNNY: If only someone could help me... BEN: MMM, wonder who? SOUND: sniff JOHNNY: FRATMAN! FRATMAN: Hi, kids! BEN: I'll call you after this storyline blows over....
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    • BEN: It’s like birds and bees, or “ER” and “Chicago Hope”…
    • JOHNNY: Quiet, you two! There’re more important things than comparitive horniness!
    • JOHNNY: For example: FREE BEER! As an underage drinker, I’m torn* between lame, “dry” on-campus parties and the dangers of off-campus drinking!
    • NOTE: * Pun INTENDED! Woohoo! Yeah!
    • JOHNNY: If only someone could help me…
    • BEN: MMM, wonder who?
    • SOUND: sniff
    • JOHNNY: FRATMAN!
    • FRATMAN: Hi, kids!
    • BEN: I’ll call you after this storyline blows over….