Off-planet parties

FRATMAN: Johnny, on-campus parties present too many RESTRICTIONS, off-campus parties attract POLICE and CRIME.* NOTE: * In that order. FRATMAN: The answer? OFF-PLANET PARTIES! The IFC bought acres of land on Mars, and it's prime for DANCING! TO THE FRATWING! LABEL: The Frat Laser Pointer BEN: Doesn't it take almost a year to fly to Mars? JOHNNY: BEN! SHH! FRATMAN: Not in cartoon time, Ben. It's like dog years. JOHNNY: See? Never question Fratman!
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    • FRATMAN: Johnny, on-campus parties present too many RESTRICTIONS, off-campus parties attract POLICE and CRIME.*
    • NOTE: * In that order.
    • FRATMAN: The answer? OFF-PLANET PARTIES! The IFC bought acres of land on Mars, and it’s prime for DANCING! TO THE FRATWING!
    • LABEL: The Frat Laser Pointer
    • BEN: Doesn’t it take almost a year to fly to Mars?
    • JOHNNY: BEN! SHH!
    • FRATMAN: Not in cartoon time, Ben. It’s like dog years.
    • JOHNNY: See? Never question Fratman!