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- FRATMAN: Johnny, on-campus parties present too many RESTRICTIONS, off-campus parties attract POLICE and CRIME.*
- NOTE: * In that order.
- FRATMAN: The answer? OFF-PLANET PARTIES! The IFC bought acres of land on Mars, and it’s prime for DANCING! TO THE FRATWING!
- LABEL: The Frat Laser Pointer
- BEN: Doesn’t it take almost a year to fly to Mars?
- JOHNNY: BEN! SHH!
- FRATMAN: Not in cartoon time, Ben. It’s like dog years.
- JOHNNY: See? Never question Fratman!