BEN: It's like birds and bees, or "ER" and "Chicago Hope"...
JOHNNY: Quiet, you two! There're more important things than comparitive horniness!
JOHNNY: For example: FREE BEER! As an underage drinker, I'm torn* between lame, "dry" on-campus parties and the dangers of off-campus drinking!
NOTE: * Pun INTENDED! Woohoo! Yeah!
JOHNNY: If only someone could help me...
BEN: MMM, wonder who?
SOUND: sniff
JOHNNY: FRATMAN!
FRATMAN: Hi, kids!
BEN: I'll call you after this storyline blows over....
