FRATMAN: Johnny, on-campus parties present too many RESTRICTIONS, off-campus parties attract POLICE and CRIME.*
NOTE: * In that order.
FRATMAN: The answer? OFF-PLANET PARTIES! The IFC bought acres of land on Mars, and it's prime for DANCING! TO THE FRATWING!
LABEL: The Frat Laser Pointer
BEN: Doesn't it take almost a year to fly to Mars?
JOHNNY: BEN! SHH!
FRATMAN: Not in cartoon time, Ben. It's like dog years.
JOHNNY: See? Never question Fratman!
