Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about UNC

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Popularity rank 1 #373. The web company’s a sham

February 25, 1999

BEN: Johnny, STU just told me about this web "company" you've started, it sounds like a SHAM!

JOHNNY: Ben, Internet companies are all based on POTENTIAL. Sure, e-WebNET.com SEEMS vague now, but think of the FUTURE!

BEN: The FUTURE!? Do you have ANY plans to have this company ever do ANYTHING tangible?

JOHNNY: Well... NO. But POTENTIALLY I could.
BEN: POTENTIALLY, you're the biggest moron Iknow... And I have friends at Carolina.

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Popularity rank 2 #141. Housing problems in Hell

September 30, 1997

BEN: So, what's been the biggest PROBLEM with this whole "hell" thing?
GREG: Housing.

GREG: Now that we're HELL, we have to put up everyone who's been naughty since the DAWN OF TIME. It's a tight squeeze.

GREG: Right now, I'm stuck in an octuple with a Spanish warlord, Lizzie Borden, 4 of Ali Baba's 40 thieves, and the inventor of B.O.

JOHNNY: STILL. Beats Trent.
GREG: Yeah, STILL beats Trent.

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Popularity rank 3 #140. Ben’s UNC friend from high school

September 29, 1997

BEN: Oh, hey! It's Greg, one of my friends from high school. What's up!

GREG: Hey, Ben.
BEN: SO, this little ordeal should cause you to slip a notch or two in the old US NEWS, huh? Heh, heh...

GREG: Good LORD, our entire campus engulfed in FLAMES, our administration taken over by SATAN, our food lines clogged with DEMONS, and STILL all you Dukies think about are RANKINGS!
LABEL: Flames!

BEN: No, I'm thinking about basketball, too.

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Popularity rank 4 #69. UNC’s post-game celebration

March 2, 1997

NARRATOR: Today on "Johnny: Undercover", our hidden cartoon camera reveals shocking truths during UNC's post-game celebration!
LABEL: Minors!
LABEL: Alcohol!
LABEL: Comic book!

UNC GUY: What's up? I'm a redneck! Boy, that Dook game went GOOD!
UNC GIRL: Yeah! Maybe they cancel classes!
LABEL: Highlighter!

UNC GUY: Ha ha ha! CLASSES! That a good one! I'm a big redneck!
UNC GIRL: Hey, I LIKE you, this is longest conversation me had with UNC guy! Let's hook up!
LABEL: Cliff Notes!

UNC GUY: OK! Hey, aren't we related?
UNC GIRL: I think so!

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Popularity rank 5 #300. Freshmen on Mars

October 27, 1998

JOHNNY: How are the partygoers taking to the off-planet scene?
FRATMAN: Well, let's ask one...

JOHNNY: How do you like Mars?
FRESHMAN: It's an AWESOME club, real big. I wanna see other Franklin Street spots. And I hear Raleigh's over there in Orion's Belt.

JOHNNY: He really thinks this is Chapel Hill (chuckle).
FRATMAN: Ah, FRESHMEN, they're so CUTE at this age.

FRATMAN: Do you want some Aristocrat, little guy?
FRESHMAN: COOL! I live in GA... , uh, mean... in SPE, or something.

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