BEN: Oh, hey! It’s Greg, one of my friends from high school. What’s up!
GREG: Hey, Ben.
BEN: SO, this little ordeal should cause you to slip a notch or two in the old US NEWS, huh? Heh, heh…
GREG: Good LORD, our entire campus engulfed in FLAMES, our administration taken over by SATAN, our food lines clogged with DEMONS, and STILL all you Dukies think about are RANKINGS!
