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Ben’s UNC friend from high school
- BEN: Oh, hey! It’s Greg, one of my friends from high school. What’s up!
- GREG: Hey, Ben.
- BEN: SO, this little ordeal should cause you to slip a notch or two in the old US NEWS, huh? Heh, heh…
- GREG: Good LORD, our entire campus engulfed in FLAMES, our administration taken over by SATAN, our food lines clogged with DEMONS, and STILL all you Dukies think about are RANKINGS!
- LABEL: Flames!
- BEN: No, I’m thinking about basketball, too.