Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about college rankings

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Popularity rank 1 #140. Ben’s UNC friend from high school

September 29, 1997

BEN: Oh, hey! It's Greg, one of my friends from high school. What's up!

GREG: Hey, Ben.
BEN: SO, this little ordeal should cause you to slip a notch or two in the old US NEWS, huh? Heh, heh...

GREG: Good LORD, our entire campus engulfed in FLAMES, our administration taken over by SATAN, our food lines clogged with DEMONS, and STILL all you Dukies think about are RANKINGS!
LABEL: Flames!

BEN: No, I'm thinking about basketball, too.

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Popularity rank 2 #267. U.S. News rankings

August 1, 1998

JOHNNY: You can't go out? A date with WHO? Carlos from STANFORD? But we... yeah, I know about the RANKINGS, but...

JOHNNY: It's still like we're TIED for third... OK, but sixth is still ADMIRABLE... sort of. But... but, Marcy... BUT... we're still better than STATE!

JOHNNY: Hello?

JOHNNY: FREAKIN' U.S. News and FREAKIN' World Report...
STU: Your move, sir.

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