U.S. News rankings

JOHNNY: You can't go out? A date with WHO? Carlos from STANFORD? But we... yeah, I know about the RANKINGS, but... JOHNNY: It's still like we're TIED for third... OK, but sixth is still ADMIRABLE... sort of. But... but, Marcy... BUT... we're still better than STATE! JOHNNY: Hello? JOHNNY: FREAKIN' U.S. News and FREAKIN' World Report... STU: Your move, sir.
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    • JOHNNY: You can’t go out? A date with WHO? Carlos from STANFORD? But we… yeah, I know about the RANKINGS, but…
    • JOHNNY: It’s still like we’re TIED for third… OK, but sixth is still ADMIRABLE… sort of. But… but, Marcy… BUT… we’re still better than STATE!
    • JOHNNY: Hello?
    • JOHNNY: FREAKIN’ U.S. News and FREAKIN’ World Report…
    • STU: Your move, sir.