JOHNNY: You can't go out? A date with WHO? Carlos from STANFORD? But we... yeah, I know about the RANKINGS, but...
JOHNNY: It's still like we're TIED for third... OK, but sixth is still ADMIRABLE... sort of. But... but, Marcy... BUT... we're still better than STATE!
JOHNNY: Hello?
JOHNNY: FREAKIN' U.S. News and FREAKIN' World Report...
STU: Your move, sir.
