BEN: Some guy was just openly NICE to me on the bus! FOR NO REASON!
JOHNNY: Yeah, when I was movin' in, somebody asked me if I needed HELP!
BEN: The NERVE.
JOHNNY: Yeah. So I punched 'im.
BEN: FREAKIN' FRESHMEN. When will they learn?
JOHNNY: We're supposed to be bitchy and jaded around here!
BEN: Oh, I lost your bio book, sorry. Uh, I mean, SCREW YOU!
