Carolina goes to Hell

BEN: Look, Vanna is the GLUE that holds the show together. WILLIAM: That's NOT the issue here! JOHNNY: GUYS! Turn it to channel 40 quick! TV: ...reports are SKETCHY, but it appears that the entire CAMPUS of UNC-Chapel Hill has been SWALLOWED up in a FIERY HOLE, let's go to- NOTE: Info panel JOHNNY: DON'T YOU SEE? Carolina's actually GONE to hell! BEN: Wow. WILLIAM: Yeah, WOW. NOTE: Drama panel JOHNNY: By the way, SAJAK's where the money is, Vannas just a letter-turning bimbo. WILLIAM: That's whay I'M sayin'! BEN: No, no, no...
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    • BEN: Look, Vanna is the GLUE that holds the show together.
    • WILLIAM: That’s NOT the issue here!
    • JOHNNY: GUYS! Turn it to channel 40 quick!
    • TV: …reports are SKETCHY, but it appears that the entire CAMPUS of UNC-Chapel Hill has been SWALLOWED up in a FIERY HOLE, let’s go to-
    • NOTE: Info panel
    • JOHNNY: DON’T YOU SEE? Carolina’s actually GONE to hell!
    • BEN: Wow.
    • WILLIAM: Yeah, WOW.
    • NOTE: Drama panel
    • JOHNNY: By the way, SAJAK’s where the money is, Vannas just a letter-turning bimbo.
    • WILLIAM: That’s whay I’M sayin’!
    • BEN: No, no, no…