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Carolina goes to Hell
- BEN: Look, Vanna is the GLUE that holds the show together.
- WILLIAM: That’s NOT the issue here!
- JOHNNY: GUYS! Turn it to channel 40 quick!
- TV: …reports are SKETCHY, but it appears that the entire CAMPUS of UNC-Chapel Hill has been SWALLOWED up in a FIERY HOLE, let’s go to-
- NOTE: Info panel
- JOHNNY: DON’T YOU SEE? Carolina’s actually GONE to hell!
- BEN: Wow.
- WILLIAM: Yeah, WOW.
- NOTE: Drama panel
- JOHNNY: By the way, SAJAK’s where the money is, Vannas just a letter-turning bimbo.
- WILLIAM: That’s whay I’M sayin’!
- BEN: No, no, no…