Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about UNC

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Popularity rank 6 #280. Risking our lives

September 29, 1998

BEN: So what's this Ryan's story?
JOHNNY: He's signed up for orgo.

BEN: Last semester, 3 of his brothers failed orgo and transferred to UNC.
JOHNNY: His poor MOTHER!

BEN: Duke doesn't want to send another "F" home to Mrs. Ryan.
JOHNNY: We're risking our necks for ONE MAN'S (academic) LIFE!

BEN: Then we fight Nazi raptors in the temple of doom! Or the 3rd kind!
JOHNNY: No, dude, you're mixing yer Spielbergs!

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Popularity rank 7 #253. Ndiaye

April 16, 1998

MO: So who was this French guy?
JOHNNY: WAIT! That's just a mask!
JACQUES: What're you doing?

JOHNNY: Makhtar Ndiaye!
NDIAYE: Yes! Hahaha!

JOHNNY: Ndiaye, huh?

JOHNNY: Is our strip THAT low budget?
NDIAYE: HEY! Thptoo!

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Popularity rank 8 #241. Drinky Drink Kids crossover strip

March 31, 1998

DRINKY DRINK KID #1: Hey, look! You can make out what our appendages are!
DRINKY DRINK KID #2: Yeah! Bein' in 3-D is the COOLEST!

DRINKY DRINK KID #1: Say, off camera Drinky-Drink Kid, what're you up to?
DRINKY DRINK KID #3: Drinkin' tequila.

DRINKY DRINK KID #1: Lookin' like Bill Guthridge with a baby bonnet on doesn't count as drinkin' tequila.

DRINKY DRINK KID #3: Damn.

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Popularity rank 9 #142. How was Hell?

October 1, 1997

WILLIAM: SO, how was hell?
JOHNNY: All RIGHT, no good Chinese food, though.
SOUND: sniff sniff
LABEL: Ben!

WILLIAM: Is Chapel Hill all better now? Did you conveniently resolve the plotline?
BEN: Uh, NO. It's STILL hell.
SOUND: jingle jingle

WILLIAM: DUDE! We ALWAYS resolve plots in 5 days!
BEN: Well, I'm SO sorry. Johnny wanted Chinese. What's been going on here?
SOUND: condescend condescend

WILLIAM: Not much. They ended racism. And the frats decided to stop giving out beer. Nothing BIG though.
JOHNNY: MMM. Gen. Tsao's...
NOTE: No sound effect this panel

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Popularity rank 10 #139. Entering Hell

September 26, 1997

BEN: Well, THAT took forever. There is just NO parking in hell.
JOHNNY: Remember, we're in "Attila the Hun" 17...

BEN: Hi, we'd like to-
DEVIL: Time of death?

BEN: That's the thing, actually we're still alive, we just want to look around.
DEVIL: OH, all right. Lemme stamp your hands...

DEVIL: SAY, didn't you have a bit of trouble on the last orgo final?
JOHNNY: What? NO. I, UH, I don't know what you're, UH...
BEN: You know, hell's really more of a DRY heat...

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