Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about UNC

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Popularity rank 11 #138. Driving into Hell

September 25, 1997

JOHNNY: How're we supposed to just drive into hell?
BEN: Look, I GOTTA see this...

JOHNNY: WAIT, there's the exit. SEE, Chapel Hill's crossed out and it says "Pits of Hell".
BEN: All right. Here we go.

JOHNNY: Here's another sign: "Warning: Construction Road May Turn to Molten Lava."
SOUND: Squint!

BEN: Should I have CHAINS on or something?
JOHNNY: NAH, nah... you're insured, right?

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Popularity rank 12 #137. Carolina goes to Hell

September 24, 1997

BEN: Look, Vanna is the GLUE that holds the show together.
WILLIAM: That's NOT the issue here!
JOHNNY: GUYS! Turn it to channel 40 quick!

TV: ...reports are SKETCHY, but it appears that the entire CAMPUS of UNC-Chapel Hill has been SWALLOWED up in a FIERY HOLE, let's go to-
NOTE: Info panel

JOHNNY: DON'T YOU SEE? Carolina's actually GONE to hell!
BEN: Wow.
WILLIAM: Yeah, WOW.
NOTE: Drama panel

JOHNNY: By the way, SAJAK's where the money is, Vannas just a letter-turning bimbo.
WILLIAM: That's whay I'M sayin'!
BEN: No, no, no...

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