NARRATOR: Today on "Johnny: Undercover", our hidden cartoon camera reveals shocking truths during UNC's post-game celebration!
LABEL: Minors!
LABEL: Alcohol!
LABEL: Comic book!
UNC GUY: What's up? I'm a redneck! Boy, that Dook game went GOOD!
UNC GIRL: Yeah! Maybe they cancel classes!
LABEL: Highlighter!
UNC GUY: Ha ha ha! CLASSES! That a good one! I'm a big redneck!
UNC GIRL: Hey, I LIKE you, this is longest conversation me had with UNC guy! Let's hook up!
LABEL: Cliff Notes!
UNC GUY: OK! Hey, aren't we related?
UNC GIRL: I think so!
