JEN: HEY, you know my boyfriend, Ben, don't you?
FRATMAN: YES, yes, BEN. Great guy. The name's Fratman.
JEN: Jen. So, why're you here at RUSH anyway?
FRATMAN: Jen, for too long I have championed the Greek cause alone.
FRATMAN: Like any frat guy, I seek my one true SORORITY GIRL. One who cherishes SOCIAL STRUCTURE. One who understands my love of ALCOHOL.
FRATMAN: One who has a nice BUTT.
JEN: AH, there ARE a few romantics left...
