Sorority Girl in rush mode

JOHNNY: So, Sorority Girl, how's rush? SORORITY GIRL: Hi-eee! What's YOUR name? JOHNNY: You... you KNOW my name, we're FRIENDS. SORORITY GIRL: Well, HELLO [insert name] and where are you from? JOHNNY: Sorority Girl! You're not in RUSH now! SNAP OUT OF IT! SORORITY GIRL: Oh NEAT! I heart visiting [insert city]! My parents have a summer home/winter cottage/sweatshop THERE! JOHNNY: My GOD! Someone get some smelling salts! Or a cigarette and a Diet Coke! SORORITY GIRL: Well, nice to MEET you! Hey [insert name of friend next to you], have you met [insert rushee name]? She's just a PEACH!
Transcript
    • JOHNNY: So, Sorority Girl, how’s rush?
    • SORORITY GIRL: Hi-eee! What’s YOUR name?
    • JOHNNY: You… you KNOW my name, we’re FRIENDS.
    • SORORITY GIRL: Well, HELLO [insert name] and where are you from?
    • JOHNNY: Sorority Girl! You’re not in RUSH now! SNAP OUT OF IT!
    • SORORITY GIRL: Oh NEAT! I heart visiting [insert city]! My parents have a summer home/winter cottage/sweatshop THERE!
    • JOHNNY: My GOD! Someone get some smelling salts! Or a cigarette and a Diet Coke!
    • SORORITY GIRL: Well, nice to MEET you! Hey [insert name of friend next to you], have you met [insert rushee name]? She’s just a PEACH!