Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Semester 7 of College

Spring '99

Jan – Apr 1999

Jay moves in, Johnny is briefly CEO of a dot-com that does nothing, Disney buys Johnny the Mediocre Human, and the comic ends.

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#340. Bold parking

January 11, 1999

JOHNNY: Bryan Center lot's FULL, TOO! So is Cameron AND the Ocean! AAAA!!

BEN: Well, you're just going to have to bite the bullet and park over in BFE.
JOHNNY: NO!! I will NOT be reduced to that!!

BEN: This is SO not legal. This isn't even in the same TIME ZONE as legal.
JOHNNY: Ha ha HA! But I'll put my HAZARDS on!! WOOHOO! I'm INVINCIBLE!

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#343. Jen working on medical school stuff

January 14, 1999

JOHNNY: Whatcha workin' on, Jen?
JEN: Med. school stuff.

JOHNNY: But you won't be going till the Fall of 2000!
JEN: Yeah, but we start doing stuff REALLY early.

JOHNNY: JEEZ. Why does pre-med stuff take so much TIME?
JEN: Well, sometimes I think it's cuz they want people who are committed to medicine.

JEN: And sometimes I think it's because there IS a God. And... and somehow I've pissed him off.

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#344. Jen’s never spontaneous

January 15, 1999

BEN: Jen, can we talk about "us"?
JEN: Ben, I'm VERY busy right now, you sort of caught me off guard...

BEN: Well, see that's my POINT. You're never SPONTANEOUS.
JEN: You want SPONTANEITY? Fine. Let's break up.

BEN: WHAT? No! Jen, THAT'S, I... YOU...
JEN: Hey! How 'bout some MORE spontaneity, Captain Impulse? I'll take you back.

JEN: NOW, unless you'd like another heaping spoonful of whimsy, I've got a freakin' resume to write.
BEN: Yes, dear. Sorry, dear. Pencil me in to apologize more later...

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