- JOHNNY: So it’s Disney, Ben, DISNEY. I can’t believe what they’ve turned this strip into.
- BEN: I dunno, Johnny, before the changes: I had a GIRL, a cool HAIRDO, the world was my oyster. But I was always DEPRESSED.
- BEN: But NOT, they’ve fired Jen, my life is a SHAMBLES, and yet… my DEPRESSION is… gone.
- BEN: I think unhappiness… makes me happy.
- JOHNNY: WOW. Some lucky psych major’s gonna get a master’s thesis outta you…