JOHNNY: Look at me! This Disney thing is tearing me APART!
LABEL: Disney-issued "Big Fat Gloves"
JOHNNY: My friend's have been FIRED, our comic strip CHEAPENED, I don't have a GIRLFRIEND...
LABEL: Disney-issued plump bluebirds
FAKE BEN: Johnny, you didn't HAVE a girlfriend.
JOHNNY: I know. I was just on a ROLL. Do these gloves give you a RASH?
LABEL: Disney-issued aesthetically pleasing roommate.
