JOHNNY: STU! YOU haven't changed! At least YOU'RE still here to provide your smart yet naive spin on things!
STU: No, Johnny. They replaced my artificial intelligence with various Disney greeting card programs.
JOHNNY: So you can't say ANYTHING funny or quaint?!
STU: Not unless it involves the words: "Mulan", "Simba", or "Happy Anniversary", no...
JOHNNY: No, how could THAT ever be funny?
LABEL: Hey kids, it's ironic. Or IS it?
