JOHNNY: Jay, here’re the top ten better places to live than TRENT: 1. ON the Mongolian Grill, 2. Bill Burig’s navel, 3. Two words: lemur dung, 4. the…
DIRECTOR: OK! CUT! Cut, people! Johnny, I’m Mike from Disney. To give the strip a BROADER appeal, we’re replacing all “Duke” references with vague PRONOUNS.
JOHNNY: Um… oh, OK.
DIRECTOR: GREAT! OK, take 2, people!
JOHNNY: Um, Jay, here’s the top ten better places to live than, uh, THERE: 1. Um… THERE, UH, 2. in HIS navel, 3. um… uh, animal crap… 4. THERE, oh, just forget it…
