Less Duke-centric

JOHNNY: Jay, here're the top ten better places to live than TRENT: 1. ON the Mongolian Grill, 2. Bill Burig's navel, 3. Two words: lemur dung, 4. the... DIRECTOR: OK! CUT! Cut, people! Johnny, I'm Mike from Disney. To give the strip a BROADER appeal, we're replacing all "Duke" references with vague PRONOUNS. JOHNNY: Um... oh, OK. DIRECTOR: GREAT! OK, take 2, people! JOHNNY: Um, Jay, here's the top ten better places to live than, uh, THERE: 1. Um... THERE, UH, 2. in HIS navel, 3. um... uh, animal crap... 4. THERE, oh, just forget it...
Transcript
    • JOHNNY: Jay, here’re the top ten better places to live than TRENT: 1. ON the Mongolian Grill, 2. Bill Burig’s navel, 3. Two words: lemur dung, 4. the…
    • DIRECTOR: OK! CUT! Cut, people! Johnny, I’m Mike from Disney. To give the strip a BROADER appeal, we’re replacing all “Duke” references with vague PRONOUNS.
    • JOHNNY: Um… oh, OK.
    • DIRECTOR: GREAT! OK, take 2, people!
    • JOHNNY: Um, Jay, here’s the top ten better places to live than, uh, THERE: 1. Um… THERE, UH, 2. in HIS navel, 3. um… uh, animal crap… 4. THERE, oh, just forget it…