Happy Nick and Mo

JOHNNY: Mo! Nick! Why do you guys look so DAMN happy? MO: We're not really happy, Johnny. It's the management. MO: They strapped these things to our heads to make us look CUTER, said we'd be more marketable. NICK: And they rubbed raw eggs on me to make my fur shiny. JOHNNY: WAIT. Cute, furry animals? Cleancut, marketable characters? Oh, my GOD! JOHNNY: We've been bought by DISNEY! NICK: Johnny, you got any VISINE? I haven't blinked in 74 hours...
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    • JOHNNY: Mo! Nick! Why do you guys look so DAMN happy?
    • MO: We’re not really happy, Johnny. It’s the management.
    • MO: They strapped these things to our heads to make us look CUTER, said we’d be more marketable.
    • NICK: And they rubbed raw eggs on me to make my fur shiny.
    • JOHNNY: WAIT. Cute, furry animals? Cleancut, marketable characters? Oh, my GOD!
    • JOHNNY: We’ve been bought by DISNEY!
    • NICK: Johnny, you got any VISINE? I haven’t blinked in 74 hours…