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Happy Nick and Mo
- JOHNNY: Mo! Nick! Why do you guys look so DAMN happy?
- MO: We’re not really happy, Johnny. It’s the management.
- MO: They strapped these things to our heads to make us look CUTER, said we’d be more marketable.
- NICK: And they rubbed raw eggs on me to make my fur shiny.
- JOHNNY: WAIT. Cute, furry animals? Cleancut, marketable characters? Oh, my GOD!
- JOHNNY: We’ve been bought by DISNEY!
- NICK: Johnny, you got any VISINE? I haven’t blinked in 74 hours…