Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Topic

Comics about advertising

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Popularity rank 1 #398. Happy Nick and Mo

April 8, 1999

JOHNNY: Mo! Nick! Why do you guys look so DAMN happy?
MO: We're not really happy, Johnny. It's the management.

MO: They strapped these things to our heads to make us look CUTER, said we'd be more marketable.
NICK: And they rubbed raw eggs on me to make my fur shiny.

JOHNNY: WAIT. Cute, furry animals? Cleancut, marketable characters? Oh, my GOD!

JOHNNY: We've been bought by DISNEY!
NICK: Johnny, you got any VISINE? I haven't blinked in 74 hours...

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Popularity rank 2 #162. Meeting the ad wizards

October 29, 1997

NAN: Simpson, send in Mo and Nick, I wanna finally meet these AD WIZARDS.

MO: Caio, nanny goat, wait'll you see this portfolio, it's a TOUR DE FORCE, a LIFE-CHANGER...

NAN: SIMPSON! You've handed over Duke's advertising to a BAT and a SQUIRREL?!

NAN: That's WAY too high on the evolutionaty scale!
SIMPSON: Well, the RATS we USUALLY use escaped to the Pits' kitchen and MYSTERIOUSLY disappeared.
MO: Oh, yeah. We forgot pants. Is that cool?

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Popularity rank 3 #161. Nan’s the man

October 28, 1997

MO: Simpson, BABY, I got the first slogan ALREADY! You ready? Here it is: "Nan's the MAN."
SIMPSON: Ah, Mrs. Keohane is a WOMAN.

A pause.

MO: I don't so much like the tone of your VOICE there, SIMPSON...

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Popularity rank 4 #76. Ah, Snapple, how I love thee

March 11, 1997

JOHNNY: Ah, Snapple, how I love the sweet, sweet nectar you produce at such an affordable price?

JOHNNY: And how I love your humorous bottle caps and intriguing new flavors! Yes, SNapple, you truly are a FINE, FINE company with a FINE, FINE product!

Johnny gives a thumbs up to the camera.

JOHNNY: And boy, Snapple, could a young college kid SURE use some big-tome endorsement money...
JEN: I was wondering what you were getting at...

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Popularity rank 5 #383. Sea of soda marketing

March 11, 1999

JOHNNY: Ben, I'm awash in a sea of soda marketing.
BEN: How's that?

JOHNNY: Coke or Pepsi? Regular or diet? And what of Pepsi One? Will it survive? Or will it go the way of the dodo like New Coke and the clear colas?

JOHNNY: Then there's Sprite, should I "obey my thirst"? Go for the Xtreme soda and "Do the Dew"? Or choose 7-up and become an "un"? To which nonconformity should I confrom!

BEN: How 'bout drink the one that TASTES good?
JOHNNY: Ben, there's no need to talk CRAZY!

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