Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Nan's Makeover

Duke’s president decides the administration should at least appear to care, and hires the best ad firm on the B.C. walkway flyers.

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#159. Nan needs a makeover

October 24, 1997

NAN: SIMPSON, get in here.
SIMPSON: Yes, Mrs. Keohane.

NAN: Simpson, this administration needs a MAKEOVER.
SIMPSON: OH! Well, may I suggest some blush to accentuate your cheekbones...
PLAQUE: Gift from the Class of '96 (Although they didn't know it.)

NAN: DAMMIT, Simpson, not like that! I mean IMAGE-wise! We ned to show that CARE!

SIMPSON: But Sec. II. A. of this year's policy SPECIFICALLY states "WE DON'T CARE".
NAN: Well, YES, but we need to APPEAR to care...

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#160. Best ad firm around

October 27, 1997

SIMPSON: Yes, Thursday's FINE. Mr. Keohane wants to get started ASAP! We hear you guys are the BEST ad firm around!

SIMPSON: HMM? What do you MEAN should you wear CLOTHES to the meeting?

MO: Well, we work BETTER in the buff, but all right, CLOTHED IT IS, see you there, baby.
NICK: Wow, flyers on the B.C. walkway really DO work!
FLYER: Mo & Nick's Advertisin' and Deep Dish Pizza - "The Best Around"

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#161. Nan’s the man

October 28, 1997

MO: Simpson, BABY, I got the first slogan ALREADY! You ready? Here it is: "Nan's the MAN."
SIMPSON: Ah, Mrs. Keohane is a WOMAN.

A pause.

MO: I don't so much like the tone of your VOICE there, SIMPSON...

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#162. Meeting the ad wizards

October 29, 1997

NAN: Simpson, send in Mo and Nick, I wanna finally meet these AD WIZARDS.

MO: Caio, nanny goat, wait'll you see this portfolio, it's a TOUR DE FORCE, a LIFE-CHANGER...

NAN: SIMPSON! You've handed over Duke's advertising to a BAT and a SQUIRREL?!

NAN: That's WAY too high on the evolutionaty scale!
SIMPSON: Well, the RATS we USUALLY use escaped to the Pits' kitchen and MYSTERIOUSLY disappeared.
MO: Oh, yeah. We forgot pants. Is that cool?

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#164. Mo’s presentation to Nan

October 31, 1997

MO: Slide 1. We see the administration's currently publicized CHIEF GOALS. No. 1 being "improving university facilities."

MO: Slide 2. A graph of students' chief desires.
SLIDE: Sex - 98.4%, South Park - 0.9%, Other - 0.8%, Inner peace - 0.1%

MO: Slide 3. A group photo of the current administration.

MO: And NOW, slide 4, the cast of BAYWATCH. Ladies, gentlemen, some changes need to be made.

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