Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about the administration

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Popularity rank 1 #166. Shouldn’t Nan be angry?

November 4, 1997

NAN: Simpson, I should generally be UPSET shouldn't I? I mean, the students STILL dislike us, and I just wasted a good hour getting BAT poopy out of the rug.

SIMPSON: Yes, Mrs. Keohane. You should generally be angry.

NAN: THEN WHY CAN'T I STOP SMILING?!
SIMPSON: I dunno, but it also worries me that your hair hasn't moved in a good 5 DAYS.

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Popularity rank 2 #226. No more benches

March 3, 1998

NAN: Simpson, these bench fires are madness! Call the dorm presidents, we're confiscating ALL the damn things!
LABEL: Looky! It's a Nan head! Woo hoo!

SIMPSON: Begging your pardon, ma'am, but the students like hanging around the benches, perhaps you should provide replacements.
NAN: Yes, you're right. Replacements. FIRE-PROOF replacements. That'll be good P.R....

JOHNNY: The dorm fish tank? I... I just don't know.
BEN: Our other option was the "Dorm Large Block of Stainless Steel"...

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Popularity rank 3 #165. We’ll talk more on Thursday

November 3, 1997

MO: All right, Simpson, baby, so we'll talk MORE Thursday. I'll call you?

SOUND: SLAM

MO: I'll take that as a YES.

MO: Maybe pushing the "strippers on points" plan was a BAD idea...
NICK: Yeah, well, all I know is, it was free pen CITY in there.

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Popularity rank 4 #164. Mo’s presentation to Nan

October 31, 1997

MO: Slide 1. We see the administration's currently publicized CHIEF GOALS. No. 1 being "improving university facilities."

MO: Slide 2. A graph of students' chief desires.
SLIDE: Sex - 98.4%, South Park - 0.9%, Other - 0.8%, Inner peace - 0.1%

MO: Slide 3. A group photo of the current administration.

MO: And NOW, slide 4, the cast of BAYWATCH. Ladies, gentlemen, some changes need to be made.

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Popularity rank 5 #159. Nan needs a makeover

October 24, 1997

NAN: SIMPSON, get in here.
SIMPSON: Yes, Mrs. Keohane.

NAN: Simpson, this administration needs a MAKEOVER.
SIMPSON: OH! Well, may I suggest some blush to accentuate your cheekbones...
PLAQUE: Gift from the Class of '96 (Although they didn't know it.)

NAN: DAMMIT, Simpson, not like that! I mean IMAGE-wise! We ned to show that CARE!

SIMPSON: But Sec. II. A. of this year's policy SPECIFICALLY states "WE DON'T CARE".
NAN: Well, YES, but we need to APPEAR to care...

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