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No more benches
- NAN: Simpson, these bench fires are madness! Call the dorm presidents, we’re confiscating ALL the damn things!
- LABEL: Looky! It’s a Nan head! Woo hoo!
- SIMPSON: Begging your pardon, ma’am, but the students like hanging around the benches, perhaps you should provide replacements.
- NAN: Yes, you’re right. Replacements. FIRE-PROOF replacements. That’ll be good P.R….
- JOHNNY: The dorm fish tank? I… I just don’t know.
- BEN: Our other option was the “Dorm Large Block of Stainless Steel”…