Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Popularity rank 6 #361. Valentine’s Day – Beer: A diamond is expensive

February 9, 1999

NARRATOR: This Valentine's Day, show that special someone just how special they are.

NARRATOR: And if you don't have a special someone...

NARRATOR: ... then get very, very drunk.

TITLE: Beer - A diamond is expensive

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Popularity rank 7 #324. Hard jeans

November 30, 1998

BEN: What are you WEARING?!
JOHNNY: Lee's Hard Jean's. I broke down and got a pair.

BEN: In God's name, WHY?
JOHNNY: I saw so many of the commercials! After the FIFTH one, I... I couldn't HELP myself.

BEN: Johnny, if there were commercials to jump off a BRIDGE, would you do THAT too?

JOHNNY: Hmm, DEPENDS... is Daisy FUENTES in these commercials?

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Popularity rank 8 #315. Duke Gap ad: Khakis whine

November 17, 1998

JOHNNY: Aaaa! I have three tests this week! And a paper.

FRATMAN: Yeah? That's nothin'! I got 5 tests and 2 papers!
SORORITY GIRL: 20 tests! 38 papers! 750 theses! And my PC just blew up!

BEN: I have to solve the Russian economic crisis by noon! Or I fail stats!
JEN: My gross anatomy final is at 9! And I have to produce corpses for the whole class!

TITLE: DUKE - khakis whine.

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Popularity rank 9 #165. We’ll talk more on Thursday

November 3, 1997

MO: All right, Simpson, baby, so we'll talk MORE Thursday. I'll call you?

SOUND: SLAM

MO: I'll take that as a YES.

MO: Maybe pushing the "strippers on points" plan was a BAD idea...
NICK: Yeah, well, all I know is, it was free pen CITY in there.

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Popularity rank 10 #164. Mo’s presentation to Nan

October 31, 1997

MO: Slide 1. We see the administration's currently publicized CHIEF GOALS. No. 1 being "improving university facilities."

MO: Slide 2. A graph of students' chief desires.
SLIDE: Sex - 98.4%, South Park - 0.9%, Other - 0.8%, Inner peace - 0.1%

MO: Slide 3. A group photo of the current administration.

MO: And NOW, slide 4, the cast of BAYWATCH. Ladies, gentlemen, some changes need to be made.

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