Sea of soda marketing

JOHNNY: Ben, I'm awash in a sea of soda marketing. BEN: How's that? JOHNNY: Coke or Pepsi? Regular or diet? And what of Pepsi One? Will it survive? Or will it go the way of the dodo like New Coke and the clear colas? JOHNNY: Then there's Sprite, should I "obey my thirst"? Go for the Xtreme soda and "Do the Dew"? Or choose 7-up and become an "un"? To which nonconformity should I confrom! BEN: How 'bout drink the one that TASTES good? JOHNNY: Ben, there's no need to talk CRAZY!
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    • JOHNNY: Ben, I’m awash in a sea of soda marketing.
    • BEN: How’s that?
    • JOHNNY: Coke or Pepsi? Regular or diet? And what of Pepsi One? Will it survive? Or will it go the way of the dodo like New Coke and the clear colas?
    • JOHNNY: Then there’s Sprite, should I “obey my thirst”? Go for the Xtreme soda and “Do the Dew”? Or choose 7-up and become an “un”? To which nonconformity should I confrom!
    • BEN: How ’bout drink the one that TASTES good?
    • JOHNNY: Ben, there’s no need to talk CRAZY!