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Sea of soda marketing
- JOHNNY: Ben, I’m awash in a sea of soda marketing.
- BEN: How’s that?
- JOHNNY: Coke or Pepsi? Regular or diet? And what of Pepsi One? Will it survive? Or will it go the way of the dodo like New Coke and the clear colas?
- JOHNNY: Then there’s Sprite, should I “obey my thirst”? Go for the Xtreme soda and “Do the Dew”? Or choose 7-up and become an “un”? To which nonconformity should I confrom!
- BEN: How ’bout drink the one that TASTES good?
- JOHNNY: Ben, there’s no need to talk CRAZY!