JOHNNY: Ben, I’m awash in a sea of soda marketing.
BEN: How’s that?
JOHNNY: Coke or Pepsi? Regular or diet? And what of Pepsi One? Will it survive? Or will it go the way of the dodo like New Coke and the clear colas?
JOHNNY: Then there’s Sprite, should I “obey my thirst”? Go for the Xtreme soda and “Do the Dew”? Or choose 7-up and become an “un”? To which nonconformity should I confrom!