Meet God

JOHNNY: So... WHAT? It's just ME, now? Just ME? All ALONE? Well, SORRY! NO deal! JOHNNY: I'm LEAVING! You hear me? I'm OUT! Whoever's in charge up there, you don't have JOHNNY WILLIAMS to kick around anymore! GOD: Johnny, this is God. Quit yer bitchin'! JOHNNY: Well. GOD certainly has developed a potty mouth... GOD: Shut up, moron, I can hear your thoughts too!
Transcript
    • JOHNNY: So… WHAT? It’s just ME, now? Just ME? All ALONE? Well, SORRY! NO deal!
    • JOHNNY: I’m LEAVING! You hear me? I’m OUT! Whoever’s in charge up there, you don’t have JOHNNY WILLIAMS to kick around anymore!
    • GOD: Johnny, this is God. Quit yer bitchin’!
    • JOHNNY: Well. GOD certainly has developed a potty mouth…
    • GOD: Shut up, moron, I can hear your thoughts too!