Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Topic

Comics about pooping (and peeing)

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Popularity rank 1 #400. Less Duke-centric

April 12, 1999

JOHNNY: Jay, here're the top ten better places to live than TRENT: 1. ON the Mongolian Grill, 2. Bill Burig's navel, 3. Two words: lemur dung, 4. the...

DIRECTOR: OK! CUT! Cut, people! Johnny, I'm Mike from Disney. To give the strip a BROADER appeal, we're replacing all "Duke" references with vague PRONOUNS.

JOHNNY: Um... oh, OK.
DIRECTOR: GREAT! OK, take 2, people!

JOHNNY: Um, Jay, here's the top ten better places to live than, uh, THERE: 1. Um... THERE, UH, 2. in HIS navel, 3. um... uh, animal crap... 4. THERE, oh, just forget it...

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Popularity rank 2 #166. Shouldn’t Nan be angry?

November 4, 1997

NAN: Simpson, I should generally be UPSET shouldn't I? I mean, the students STILL dislike us, and I just wasted a good hour getting BAT poopy out of the rug.

SIMPSON: Yes, Mrs. Keohane. You should generally be angry.

NAN: THEN WHY CAN'T I STOP SMILING?!
SIMPSON: I dunno, but it also worries me that your hair hasn't moved in a good 5 DAYS.

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Popularity rank 3 #102. Johnny interning for Mitch

April 24, 1997

JOHNNY: I tell you, Mitch, this is the best internship a guy could ever have...
LABEL: Stank!
LABEL: Sponge!
LABEL: Lemur "accident"!

JOHNNY: SURE, I work 72 unpaid hours a week, I'm normally covered in the cast's VOMIT or Floyd's bong water, and you forced me to sign away all my rights and possessions, but I'm gaining...

JOHNNY: What was it I'm gaining again?
MITCH: Nice breasts. Very nice breasts.

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Popularity rank 4 #68. What use are you to humans?

February 27, 1997

MO: I just flew into the Great Hall and everybody went NUTS! Screaming, yelling. Just pathetic.

MO: I'm tired of being treated like some DEMON. I do so much for those people.

NICK: What use are YOU to HUMANS?

NICK: And SPARE me the 3-hour lecture on the industrial and domestic uses of BAT DUNG.
MO: You're just jealous cuz no one makes HOUSES out of SQUIRREL crap.

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Popularity rank 5 #392. Where’s Nick and Mo?

March 31, 1999

NICK: Hey, Mo, how come we haven't been in the strip for a while?
LABEL: Nick the Squirrel
LABEL: Mo the Bat

MO: I dunno. Perhaps we were just a device used by an inexperienced caroonist to comment on topics that couldn't be placed in the context of the main characters.

MO: Perhaps now the cartoonist has had time to develop his characters and his craft, and can express himself fully through Johnny, Ben, etc. We've become "nonessential workers" so to speak.

NICK: Well, PERHAPS we shouldn't have peed in the editor's COFFEE that day...
MO: In MY species, it's a gesture of RESPECT!

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