Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Topic

Comics about lemurs

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Popularity rank 1 #400. Less Duke-centric

April 12, 1999

JOHNNY: Jay, here're the top ten better places to live than TRENT: 1. ON the Mongolian Grill, 2. Bill Burig's navel, 3. Two words: lemur dung, 4. the...

DIRECTOR: OK! CUT! Cut, people! Johnny, I'm Mike from Disney. To give the strip a BROADER appeal, we're replacing all "Duke" references with vague PRONOUNS.

JOHNNY: Um... oh, OK.
DIRECTOR: GREAT! OK, take 2, people!

JOHNNY: Um, Jay, here's the top ten better places to live than, uh, THERE: 1. Um... THERE, UH, 2. in HIS navel, 3. um... uh, animal crap... 4. THERE, oh, just forget it...

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Popularity rank 2 #179. Covert lemurs

November 21, 1997

MO: Sure are a lot of STRAY CATS around here...
NICK: Those aren't cats.

MO: Oh, REALLY? What are they then?
NICK: Covert lemurs who escaped from "THE BIG HOUSE".

MO: "The BIG HOUSE"?
NICK: The PRIMATE CENTER'S not all FUN AND GAMES, Mo. And the walls have ears, the WALLS HAVE EARS...

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Popularity rank 3 #104. Keeping Mitch’s lemur

April 28, 1997

JOHNNY: Well, sir, it's been a great semester working here.
SOUND: floss floss

JOHNNY: There's so much I've learned, so much I can now blackmail you with.
SOUND: drink drink

JOHNNY: The trainers even said I could keep this lemur as a pet, with the strip shutting down and all. And in honor of you, sir...
JOHNNY: Spit, please.
SOUND: spit spit

JOHNNY: I'm thinkin' of NAMIN' HIM MITCH! Mitch 1 meet Mitch 2!
MITCH: I think he's marking his territory on me.
LEMUR: I need my space.
SOUND: crap crap

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Popularity rank 4 #103. True identity of Floyd

April 25, 1997

JOHNNY: Floyd, I was thinking about tie-dying all my tighty-whities, any tips?
FLOYD: Johnny, you realize who you're talking to, right?

JOHNNY: What do you mean?
FLOYD: The real Floyd has been abroad at the "Duke in Mozambique" program all semester...

JOHNNY: William!? Why!? How!?!
WILLIAM: I just needed some extra money this semester.

JOHNNY: So you've been (sudder) LYING to everyone?
WILLIAM: Yes, and I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids and that lemur!

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Popularity rank 5 #102. Johnny interning for Mitch

April 24, 1997

JOHNNY: I tell you, Mitch, this is the best internship a guy could ever have...
LABEL: Stank!
LABEL: Sponge!
LABEL: Lemur "accident"!

JOHNNY: SURE, I work 72 unpaid hours a week, I'm normally covered in the cast's VOMIT or Floyd's bong water, and you forced me to sign away all my rights and possessions, but I'm gaining...

JOHNNY: What was it I'm gaining again?
MITCH: Nice breasts. Very nice breasts.

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