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True identity of Floyd
- JOHNNY: Floyd, I was thinking about tie-dying all my tighty-whities, any tips?
- FLOYD: Johnny, you realize who you’re talking to, right?
- JOHNNY: What do you mean?
- FLOYD: The real Floyd has been abroad at the “Duke in Mozambique” program all semester…
- JOHNNY: William!? Why!? How!?!
- WILLIAM: I just needed some extra money this semester.
- JOHNNY: So you’ve been (sudder) LYING to everyone?
- WILLIAM: Yes, and I would’ve gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids and that lemur!