True identity of Floyd

JOHNNY: Floyd, I was thinking about tie-dying all my tighty-whities, any tips? FLOYD: Johnny, you realize who you're talking to, right? JOHNNY: What do you mean? FLOYD: The real Floyd has been abroad at the "Duke in Mozambique" program all semester... JOHNNY: William!? Why!? How!?! WILLIAM: I just needed some extra money this semester. JOHNNY: So you've been (sudder) LYING to everyone? WILLIAM: Yes, and I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids and that lemur!
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    • JOHNNY: Floyd, I was thinking about tie-dying all my tighty-whities, any tips?
    • FLOYD: Johnny, you realize who you’re talking to, right?
    • JOHNNY: What do you mean?
    • FLOYD: The real Floyd has been abroad at the “Duke in Mozambique” program all semester…
    • JOHNNY: William!? Why!? How!?!
    • WILLIAM: I just needed some extra money this semester.
    • JOHNNY: So you’ve been (sudder) LYING to everyone?
    • WILLIAM: Yes, and I would’ve gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids and that lemur!