NARRATOR: Unsuspectingly, Johnny sits in his intro. philosophy class.
JOHNNY: 3 hours till Baywatch.

NARRATOR: Meanwhile, his classmate wraps up her mysterious presentation...

NARRATOR: And reveals its sinister hidden conclusion...
PHILOSOPHY GIRL: Therefore, I have proven completely and absolutely...

PHILOSOPHY GIRL: ...that JOHNNY WILLIAMS does NOT EXIST!
JOHNNY: Wha-
SOUND: POOF!
NARRATOR: To be continued!

Johnny’s proven to not exist