Johnny’s proven to not exist

NARRATOR: Unsuspectingly, Johnny sits in his intro. philosophy class. JOHNNY: 3 hours till Baywatch. NARRATOR: Meanwhile, his classmate wraps up her mysterious presentation... NARRATOR: And reveals its sinister hidden conclusion... PHILOSOPHY GIRL: Therefore, I have proven completely and absolutely... PHILOSOPHY GIRL: ...that JOHNNY WILLIAMS does NOT EXIST! JOHNNY: Wha- SOUND: POOF! NARRATOR: To be continued!
Transcript
    • NARRATOR: Unsuspectingly, Johnny sits in his intro. philosophy class.
    • JOHNNY: 3 hours till Baywatch.
    • NARRATOR: Meanwhile, his classmate wraps up her mysterious presentation…
    • NARRATOR: And reveals its sinister hidden conclusion…
    • PHILOSOPHY GIRL: Therefore, I have proven completely and absolutely…
    • PHILOSOPHY GIRL: …that JOHNNY WILLIAMS does NOT EXIST!
    • JOHNNY: Wha-
    • SOUND: POOF!
    • NARRATOR: To be continued!