NARRATOR: Johnny has been proven not to exist...
JOHNNY: Where the hell am I? HEY! YOU!
JOHNNY: Where am I?
RALPH MACCHIO'S CAREER: "The Land of Things That No Longer Exist."
JOHNNY: Oh. Who are you?
RALPH MACCHIO'S CAREER: They call me: "Ralph Macchio's Career."
JOHNNY: Implying that...
RALPH MACCHIO'S CAREER: ... Ralph pretty much went down the crapper in 1989, yes.
