JOHNNY: My roommate, BEN! How'd you get to "The Land of Things That No Longer Exists"?
BEN: I'm not Ben.
JOHNNY: Who are you?
BEN: I'm "Ben's Social Life".
JOHNNY: Ben's social life DOESN'T EXIST?! When did you get here?
BEN: Shortly after he got a girlfriend...
JOHNNY: Oh. Hey! There's "Ben's Self Respect" over there!
