Calvin

NARRATOR: Still in the Land of Things That No Longer Exist... JOHNNY: Hey! CALVIN! WOW! This place is huge! So many things have stopped existing! CALVIN: Yup. There's "Decency on Network TV", over there's "The Sanctity of Marriage", and there's your friend, "The Achievement Index", he's a newcomer... JOHNNY: Who's that playing Parchesi with "Creativity in Rock Music"? CALVIN: That's "David Hasselhoff's Integrity"... JOHNNY: Oh, from the back it looked like "Andre Agassi's Hairline"...
Transcript
    • NARRATOR: Still in the Land of Things That No Longer Exist…
    • JOHNNY: Hey! CALVIN! WOW! This place is huge! So many things have stopped existing!
    • CALVIN: Yup. There’s “Decency on Network TV”, over there’s “The Sanctity of Marriage”, and there’s your friend, “The Achievement Index”, he’s a newcomer…
    • JOHNNY: Who’s that playing Parchesi with “Creativity in Rock Music”?
    • CALVIN: That’s “David Hasselhoff’s Integrity”…
    • JOHNNY: Oh, from the back it looked like “Andre Agassi’s Hairline”…