Johnny exists again

PHILOSOPHY CLASSMATE: HEY! JOHNNY'S BACK! HE EXISTS AGAIN! SOUND: POOF! PHILOSOPHY CLASSMATE: We got you back, man! We found a FLAW in her "Johnny Doesn't Exist" argument! JOHNNY: What was it? PHILOSOPHY CLASSMATE: Well, one of her claims was that you WEREN'T a completely selfish bastard. JOHNNY: Well, DUH! PHILOSOPHY CLASSMATE: Yeah, sort of an "I'm shallow therefore I am" method...
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    • PHILOSOPHY CLASSMATE: HEY! JOHNNY’S BACK! HE EXISTS AGAIN!
    • SOUND: POOF!
    • PHILOSOPHY CLASSMATE: We got you back, man! We found a FLAW in her “Johnny Doesn’t Exist” argument!
    • JOHNNY: What was it?
    • PHILOSOPHY CLASSMATE: Well, one of her claims was that you WEREN’T a completely selfish bastard.
    • JOHNNY: Well, DUH!
    • PHILOSOPHY CLASSMATE: Yeah, sort of an “I’m shallow therefore I am” method…