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- PHILOSOPHY CLASSMATE: HEY! JOHNNY’S BACK! HE EXISTS AGAIN!
- SOUND: POOF!
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- PHILOSOPHY CLASSMATE: We got you back, man! We found a FLAW in her “Johnny Doesn’t Exist” argument!
- JOHNNY: What was it?
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- PHILOSOPHY CLASSMATE: Well, one of her claims was that you WEREN’T a completely selfish bastard.
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- JOHNNY: Well, DUH!
- PHILOSOPHY CLASSMATE: Yeah, sort of an “I’m shallow therefore I am” method…
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