The Land of Things That No Longer Exist

NARRATOR: Johnny has been proven not to exist... JOHNNY: Where the hell am I? HEY! YOU! JOHNNY: Where am I? RALPH MACCHIO'S CAREER: "The Land of Things That No Longer Exist." JOHNNY: Oh. Who are you? RALPH MACCHIO'S CAREER: They call me: "Ralph Macchio's Career." JOHNNY: Implying that... RALPH MACCHIO'S CAREER: ... Ralph pretty much went down the crapper in 1989, yes.
Transcript
    • NARRATOR: Johnny has been proven not to exist…
    • JOHNNY: Where the hell am I? HEY! YOU!
    • JOHNNY: Where am I?
    • RALPH MACCHIO’S CAREER: “The Land of Things That No Longer Exist.”
    • JOHNNY: Oh. Who are you?
    • RALPH MACCHIO’S CAREER: They call me: “Ralph Macchio’s Career.”
    • JOHNNY: Implying that…
    • RALPH MACCHIO’S CAREER: … Ralph pretty much went down the crapper in 1989, yes.