- NARRATOR: Johnny has been proven not to exist…
- JOHNNY: Where the hell am I? HEY! YOU!
- JOHNNY: Where am I?
- RALPH MACCHIO’S CAREER: “The Land of Things That No Longer Exist.”
- JOHNNY: Oh. Who are you?
- RALPH MACCHIO’S CAREER: They call me: “Ralph Macchio’s Career.”
- JOHNNY: Implying that…
- RALPH MACCHIO’S CAREER: … Ralph pretty much went down the crapper in 1989, yes.
More on these topics